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Goku Vs. Superman - The True Story

In this universe, and most others, there are some things that are eternal. Children will always hate organizational learning facilities, boobs will always be awesome, and Good will always fight Evil.

In one universe just such a thing was happening.

A man named Goku, born on the planet Vegeta an unknown number of years ago, was a saiyan of massive power and not so much I.Q.. His main objective in life was to have good fights and take care of his family. He had no real care for the gadgets and devices that most other people would kill over and the thought of infidelity never crossed his mind because he didn't even know it existed.

The only real problem that Goku had with his life was that it seemed every few years another super powered asshole was after the dragon balls, a set of seven crystaline balls with red stars numbering between one and seven that when gathered together could grant almost any wish. The limitations were few and guidelines were as clear as tax law.

Most of these wanabe galactic emperors were after the dragon balls to wish for immortality. They probably would have succeeded if not for the fact that either they or their minions more often then not went on an unprovoked killing spree. Goku, being the good guy that he is, would eventually have to step in to stop them. In the process the main bad guy of the year would of course get pissed and indignant and demand that Goku roll over and die. Goku would not.

It was one such scenario that brings us to this story here.

A new enemy, by the name of Alpha, had come for the dragon balls. In the process one of Alpha's minions, Theta, destroyed a small city. Goku of course came to aid the distressed civilians as soon as news reached him.

Alpha, unlike some of the other foes that Goku had faced, decided not to mess around. He proceeded to open a portal behind Goku, then blasted him with a ki bomb sending the saiyan hero on a high velocity trip through a multidimensional gateway.

Now, out of all the possible dimensions that Goku could have possibly wound up in he landed in one that some people lovingly refer to as DC.. As he entered this dimension, over a city known as Metropolis, he was still moving at high speed.