Goku VS Superman rant

DC's Superman, over developed and still not using his power effectively to fight. I'm super strong able to leave earths gravity flying even those it's impossible at mach 4, which is my limit. (don't worry my writers will come up with something like my electromagnetic field (that should have gave Louis radiation poison) that protect my clothing allows me to lessen the effect of gravity on me as I leave the earths surface. I can see down to the cellar level, fly at mach 4 and throw punches at 99% of the speed of light, heat vision, arctic breath and I'm super intelligence. I should just x-ray vision my enemies turn my x-ray up to 800 rad and they are down for for the count. In fact I have super memory but I keep forgetting the fighting styles and moves of the same guys. I can see 1000 miles in to the distance in perfect clarity but I can't see the same move from the guy I fought last week coming. I mean, I forget to look ahead to see if they have kryptonite from the daily planet So when you looked ahead and heard them from 250 miles away I couldn't figure it out. He should x-ray vision the place, you can tell where the lead is. if Lex is holding the box you can't see inside it might be krypto-crack.

Akira's Super Saiyan Goku: I can fly, fire ki blast, raise my fighting power in moments, well I mean after 4 days of my friends all getting beat to hell, I have never been on time, only in the cell games and I didn't even fight I sent my son in after a warmup. I have never made a wish even though I'm the main character. I only bring enough senzu beans for my friends that have been wanting on my for days, never thinking I might need one. Lets take turns, fighting the bad guy. My wife only see me when it time to make another kid. Only 4 women in DBZ, all of them are stead at home mothers now. Pan couldn't even super saiyan but her grand son Goku Jr could, sexes.

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